A Night on the Tiles/Tables/Chairs

I don't know how we didn't all get barred from the Earl in Crewe but last night but the night included Lyndsey "I can pick anyone up and walk around the pub with them" dropping me on my head into a variety of pub furniture which then scattered around in a clatter.

I'm only little anyway but "a lot heavier than (I) look" apparently. I turned her legs to jelly, an effect I don't usually have on women.
Unfortunately.

Anyway thanks for the bruises er...memories.